i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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