you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
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I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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