The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
zippers are such a cool invention
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
That's how pantless uber rides happen
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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