Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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