Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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