i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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