Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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