And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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