My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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