He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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