I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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