What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
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Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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