I'm drive I can fine osifer
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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