Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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