Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
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FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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