I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you