You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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