No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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