My room smells like vodka and shame
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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