Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Farmville is her only friend.
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Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm too high and old for this...
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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