I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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