I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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