Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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