dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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