the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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