On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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