i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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