The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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