wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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