i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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