I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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