If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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