after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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