Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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