batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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