there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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