worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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