I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You are the jesus of drinking
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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