As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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