I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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