...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
