how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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