I think I am morally bankrupt
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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