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(530): View more from California

How is Miami?

(954): View more from Florida

Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln

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(949): View more from California

I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.

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(775): View more from Nevada

At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.

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(434): View more from Virginia

Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.

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(904): View more from Florida

There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.

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(217): View more from Illinois

He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.

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