She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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