Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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