every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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