She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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