I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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