Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
His nipple licking is glorious
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