glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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