it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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