guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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