I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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