What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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