AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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