it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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