he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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