That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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