Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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